One day a blonde was walking around town when she a great deal on a t.v. so she went in and asked to be the t.v. but the salesman said i'm sorry we don't sell to blondes. So she went home died her hair black and went back to the store and asked to be the t.v. but the salesman said i'm sorry we don't sell to blondes. So she went home again and died her hair red cut it 3 inches shorter changed clothes and waited a week and then she went back to the store and asked to be the t.v. but the sales man said i'm sorry we don't sell to blondes. This made the blonde really made so she yelled at the guy HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM A BLONDE, and the sales man calmly said because thats not a t.v. that is a microwave Submitted by: bryguy